Brexit Day, here at last?
An end to this protracted and tiresome farce?
So turn out the lights if you would please,
As you triumphantly march and excitedly leave
And turn your backs and fart in Europe's general direction
Perhaps it's time for a general election,
Where no one will turn out to vote
A political squeeze and grabbing of throats.
You've sucked the life out of the people you serve,
Enjoy your special place in hell,
It may be just what you de
You can argue all you like
But Brexit has been utter shite
For one and all in this disunited land
This Disunited Kingdom, land of hope and glory
An unmitigated shambles, painted in colours Tory
Strong and stable, take back
Close all the borders, and away you go
Back to your countries and EU homes
Freedom not to move, not to roam
Within these lands bordered by Dover's Cliffs of White
I'll say it again
Brexit has been utter shite
And it is not
(A Brexit Forecast)
No more full English fry ups in the sun
No more beach burned bodies and Costa Brava fun
They'll shut all the pubs and ban all the trips
To John Smith's British Caff for the best fish 'n' chips
No more Chateau or Castillo or magnificent Schloss
No more lounging by the pool in an Algarve villa, what a loss!
No more nipping over the Channel for daytrip thrills
No more piling the van high with cheap plonk, fags and Pils
An end to free m
Let's Brexit, Exit
Let's leave please.
Ah, but no more cheese
From France or Greece.
No more Brie or Gouda
Gorgonzola or Feta
Yet you think
Life outside the EU
Will be infintely better? (I don't even eat cheese) #Brexit #Britain #Europe #politics #socialcomment